Oh my narcissistic blog that never gets updated. Perhaps I should post something.
Or probably I should just feed the cat and go to bed.
This blog is terrible.
Maybe it needs a common subject.
Or maybe it needs a theme that doesn’t make it look like a dozen random photos have been spewed onto the screen.
I love dolphins.
If Dolphins laid eggs I could get rid of those bastard chickens and have a flock of dolphins instead. That would be nice.
Then maybe I could sleep in sometimes and maybe not get covered in Chicken shit each time I open the door.
The dolphins might not agree though…
I hate chickens.
They shit on everything, steal whatever they can and generally just leave a disgusting trail of destruction where ever they go. They don’t even lay eggs. I don’t know where all the chicks are coming from, but they certainly don’t lay eggs. Chickens don’t lay eggs, it’s a lie.
Fuck being vegetarien, If I could have my way, every chicken in my flock would be culled and made into pies for the homeless. Especially that rooster. God I hate the rooster.